User:Solowing106

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About me (warning, fanon alert)
Hello, my name is Hector Neeleman. I was born in the Republic of Wielvakia. To be specific, I was born in McRobert City, in the Tucson provence. I'm the president of Wielvakia (elected in '05, re-elected in '09). I flew combat missions over Belka in '95, then got transferred to the army to be the commander of the 2nd divsion covert ops. I was president during the ISAF-Erusia war and during the Wielvakia-Erusia conflict. I think I have AWESOME facial hair. I live and and work in Wielvakia's capital city, Tucson. I think that all 1970-1999's music is awesome. Rebels are awesome, clones suck, and I have a nerf recon CS-6 that I have used and it has failed for numerous occasions. I can't hurt a fly, so if some jerk decides to mess with me, I'm just gonna make up a combeack line and then run out. I'd hate a guy enough to punch him, but I won't because I'll get in trouble after. Also, I've come into extremely close proximity with a cactus while riding a bike(turned too wide.) I was previously a Wikipedia user, but you have to be continually productive and stuff, which is why I came here, cause it has the start a chat option. After that, I got a barnstar for trying to particpate in the SOPA, but couldn't due to my block. I am an admin on the Future Space Wiki (it's awesome).

Comedy
Here is my stand-up. Feel free to rate.

You ever go to the white mountains in Pinetop? It's interesting. Tons of intresting stuff is up there. For instance, the bathroom line is so long it's like 80 miles. (man in Phoenix wakes up, sees the line) "What are you doing on my doorstep?"

"Waiting to go."

But, in the bathroom, there's no light, and it's filled with Methane gas. If you want a light, you gotta take out a match and light it. Therefore igniting the methane gas, ticking off 80 miles of people.

I saw a skier, wearing nothing but a hat. Isn't that a silly way to go out in public?

That hat was from 1955. GOD!

I also went camping. At night, I woke my best buddy up.

 "Blake, look up, tell me what you see."

 He rattles off all the scientific theories he can based on the position of the Big dipper.

 "What do you think of the Big Dipper tells you?" "BLAKE YOU IDIOT, SOMEONE STOLE THE TENT."

The real kicker is the bus ride home. I saw a lady come on the bus, holding a baby. The driver says, "OMG, I'm gonna barf. That is a really ugly baby." She's mad, and she sits next to the bald guy in front of me. She says to the guy, "The driver insulted my baby!"

 He says, "Go back up there and tell the guy off! Here, let me hold your monkey for you."

Wielvakia (warning, fanon alert)
 As stated before, I'm making stuff up about Wielvakia. Here's some facts.

 President: Hector Neeleman

 Population: In the vicinity of 6,500,000

 Unit of currency: Alpha ($4.60)

 Area: about 125,000 sq mi.

 Language:Western accent

 Location: borders Nordland, Fato, Gebet, Recta, and Ratio.

 National anthem: The never ending song (seven times)

 Capital:Tucson.

 Citizen relations (how we deal with each other): Friendly

Ace Combat opinions
Before I go on, I would like to point out that these are opinions and are not necessarily true.

I have AC04, AC5, ACZ, and ACX. AC04: Pretty good, kind of a straightforward storyline. Mission 14 tactical nuke: would have pwned ISAF if Mobius One hadn't stepped in. SR-71 located in mission 8 and 16. XB-70 in 14. I got all planes save for, why not, the WYVERN! Mobius One, creepy. Is he even human? He singlehandedly won a war! That's preety creepy.

AC5: Mixed storyline, more intense tunnels, wider plane variety, though not the country I'd wanna fight for. I thought mission 15 was SO HARD! I tried for 3-4 months, couldn't do it. Then looked at a cheat on youtube. (light bulb) Mission 27, last part, my version: (Wardog squad) Left, left, tunnel, tunel, exit, exit, exit! (Me) Where do you think I'm going? (WSQ) Ohhh, that was a hit, I took a hit. (Me) We're not hit! We're not hit! Stop side seat flying! (All) Must go faster, Must go faster, Must go faster, Must go faster, Go go go go go go! lol

ACZ: AWESOME, THE BEST. Pixy was the best wingman, too bad he had to go and get replaced by PJ. ADFX-01/02 pwnage. Mission 12: (Me) Ohh, what a relief, they're all down. (Nuke goes off in your face, Pixy opens fire) (Me) What just HAPPENED? Awesome soundtrack, Hi-Def cutscenes. Plus, in beginning cutcene, WIELVAKIA!

ACX: OK. Mixed storyline, way cooler planes, Gliepnir, Fenrir, and the beast: Half a tactical nuke on the Fenrir! First Wyvern experience, first futuristic game, first handheld, etc. The pilots are overconfident, though. (Me, destroying a sam)Oh, My Gosh, the sam got me. (Aurelian Sq) All right, Gryphus one! (Me) How the heck can you be celebrating at a time like this? 82 damage, and plenty more guys! Also I think that Gryphus one is just like Mobius One.

AC6: Mm, pretty good. The image quality was awesome. Mission 14 is sad, what with Shamrock's personal struggles and all. Strigon was ok, though not as bad as Schwarze. Allied support=all friendly missles flying towards a target. Frontline takeoffs add to the game's realism. Chandelier was easy. The killers are xSams, so annoyed by them. The only aircraft that I understand all the gauges and displays in the cockpit is the Su-47.

AC:AH: WOW. Just WOW. I would say it 15 more times, but the words you just read already have the same meaning. I actually think it was overpraised a little bit regarding the quality. I expected it to be like AC6 (with crystal-clear lifelike quality and a cockpit that you can look down in,) and I also expected that if you shoot any random building in any random place, debris would be everywhere. A little disappointed at that (not *awwww* disappointed, just *ennnh* disappointed) because the rest of the stuff makes up for it. You can get in choppers, fighters, gunships, bombers, and even a door gun! You can shoot enemy soldiers now. Just gonna say it was, as some of the reviews have said, like Call of Duty in the air. Some of the characters, however, are wimpy (meaning that they require a lot of your support, even at inconvenient times) and at times make you question whether they have what it takes. After playing this, I completely take back anything I said about real-world AC's.

Other stuff
 Jared Loughner sucks. Trust me, I live in Tucson. There, I said it. Did you know that there is a chili pepper that is so hot, it will blind you upon direct contact w/ eyes? When the "Date of death" said "When aliens attack", my last words would then be, "Hello boys, I'm baaack!" Sound familiar? I have landed a plane on the moon before in google earth. The only plane I have ever actually flown before is a Cessna 172M Skyhawk.

Bye
 Did you find this page interesting? (Or did you say, jeez, when will this guy shut up?) Sorry, had a lot to say.