User:Solowing106

= Solowing106 =  Just skip to the "About me" section. I mean it. If you read this sentence, it won't tell you anything.

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 ·  1   About me

 ·  2   Comedy

 ·  3   Wielvakia

 ·  4   Other stuff

·  5   Bye == About me ==  Hello, my name is Hector Neeleman. I was born in the Republic of Wielvakia. To be specific, I was born in McRobert City, in the Tucson provence. I fly an ADFX-01 w/ a red wing callsigned Solowing106 (duh) in Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War. I also play soccer (I like to use the expreession futbol) as a center defense for the Spartans. We have an almost undefeated record. I live and I'm stationed in Wielvakia's capital city, Tucson. You can see I'm making this stuff up. Well, that's how Wielvakia is in my mind. Where I actually live is not something I'd say on the internet. I think that the songs Brick House, Let's Groove, Celebration, and Land Down Under basically, all 1970-1999's music is awesome. I do not like the real world Ace Combats. Oh yeah, rebels are awesome, clones suck, and I have a nerf recon CS-6 that I think I can use better than that kid on Shake it Up. I can't hurt a fly, so if some jerk decides to mess with me, I'm just gonna go for reason and volume mixed together. I'd never hate a guy enough to punch him. Also, I've come into extremely close proximity with a cactus while riding a bike. I like GoRemy's videos. I'm gonna see one right now, so just go ahead and read the next section.
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== Comedy ==  Here is my stand-up. Feel free to rate on my talk.

 You ever go to the white mountains in Pinetop? It's intresting. Tons of intresting stuff is up there. For instance, the bathroom line is so long it's like 80 miles.

 (man in Phoenix wakes up, sees the line) "What are you doing on my doorstep?"

 "Waiting to go."

 But, in the bathroom, there's no light, and it's filled with Methane gas. Ya wanna light, you gotta take out a match and light it. Therefore igniting the methane gas, depressing 80 miles of people.

 I saw a skier, wearing nothing but a hat. Isn't that a silly way to go out in public?

 That hat was from 1955. GOD!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"> I also went camping. At night, I woke my best buddy up.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"> "Blake, look up, tell me what you see."

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"> He rattles off all the scientific theories he can based on the position of the Big dipper.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"> "What do you think of the Big Dipper tells you?"

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"> "BLAKE YOU IDIOT, SOMEONE STOLE THE TENT."

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"> The real kicker is the bus ride home. I saw a lady come on the bus, holding a baby. The driver says, "OMG, I'm gonna barf. That is a really ugly baby." She's mad, and she sits next to the bald guy in front of me. She says to the guy, "The driver insulted my baby!"

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"> He says, "Go back up there and tell the guy off! Here, let me hold your monkey for you." == Wielvakia == <p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">

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<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"> My home

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"> As stated before, I'm making stuff up about Wielvakia. Here's some facts.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"> President: Hector Neeleman (yup, that's right)

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"> Population: In the vicinity of 6,500,000

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"> Unit of currency: Alpha ($4.60)

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"> Area: about 125,000

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"> Language: Southwestern english

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"> Location: borders Nordland, Fato, Gebet, Recta, and Ratio.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"> National anthem: The never ending song (seven times)

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"> Capital:Tucson. == Other stuff == <p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"> If you were looking for the Aftermessages section, I nuked it and replaced it w/this.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"> My secondary plane is the F-14 Tomcat. If you wanna learn more about Wielvakia leave a message on my talk. Going to Acepedia won't tell you anything. A.N.T. Farm is humorous. Jared Loughner sucks hard. Trust me, I live in Tucson. Did you know that there is a chili pepper that is so hot, it will blind you upon direct contact W/ eyes? My home computer is CAL 2000-2012. Sometimes, he'll respond to messages instead of me.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"> Bye

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"> Did you find this page intresting? (Did I spell that right?)

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