Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-4436775-20130713014204/@comment-9984046-20130721182034

SlyCooperFan1 wrote: Plot twist: Inter-dimensional portal brings Mappy into 2019 Earth. Mappy is enemy ace, who summons Ulysses from Strangereal using inter-dimensional Namco-Bandai technology, to destroy North America for not approving of Mappy remakes that were restricted to Japan. Namco-Bandai is our world's Grunder Industries. Ulysses accidentally smashes craters into all other continents, not just NA. Russia and Japan are super-pissed, allies with U.S. and United Nations to create United Nations Forces (UNF), UNF uses Japan's Shinden tech and Russia's Nosferatu and PAK-FA tech. Stonehenge and Aigaion created in third-world countries to combat Mappy and Namco-Bandai, respectively, but Mappy hijacks them (again, using inter-dimensional Namco-Bandai technology, this time from the Nemo project) and we, the player (Ridgeback One, supported by Ridgeback Two, AKA Edge), must now destroy the superweapons and utilize any one of the three aforementioned planes to take down Mappy, who uses headphones for sonic sound attacks. Mappy is likely using Morgan because M names.

Come on. GOTY. Am I right? Four words. So bad, it's good.